I love living in the city

So to attempt to gain a place on the daily page of my local weekly city paper, i submitted what i saw Saturday night as follows:

Dear Last Days,

Have I got a tip for you! My friend Chasity and I were walking up Olive towards Broadway Tuesday around 8:00 when we saw two young vagrants beginning to taunt one another. We were going to pick out a movie but decided to stop for a show instead. We had no idea what started it all but they were roundhouse kicking and yelling quips like "come on!.... Come On! Make your move." When the fight started to move towards us we made a large circle around it and watched from a distance as one of the kids started to yell at passers-by. A preppy woman on her cell phone and two identical dogs got in his way as he backed into her, got tangled in the leashes and then proceeded to kick one of the dogs in the face. Then he threw a punch at a guy walking by. Chasity and I attempted to flag down a cop by yelling at a passing cruiser "He's attacking people". And then there he was coming around the corner right at us and we screamed and ran inside Hollywood Video's.

Later I found out he was arrested and threatened the girl on the cell phone with a knife, saying "I'll kill you if you call 9-1-1."

Thank you for you wonderful column.

Sincerely

******* and Chasity

Yes, this happened. I'll keep you posted on if i get a spot in the paper next week

(*fingers crossed*)