Love From the Universe

Life seems to be in constant flux with highs and lows. Floods and droughts of people, things or events congregate together in time. Like the proverb ‘things come in threes’ it seems like when things are at their worse, they get a little more worse before situations steady out.

Well, right now ladies and gentlemen, I might be jinxing something but I’m too happy to conceal that the universe is sending me love. Halleluiah!

Eww, religion just came out.

Tastes funny.

But YES! I mean really ye-e-e-e-s . I’m getting some pretty good signs. The love on car thing and then today with another random little universe kiss. I was walking to pick up dinner at Thai Toms and had just passed a guy sprawled in an alley (*she says with a smile*). I go to cross the street and I see a man walking my way on that side. Admittedly clutching my purse a little tighter, I continue to open the set of party pictures. And I see this one:

Sera and Emily Heaven and Hell Party 2007

So I was smiling when the man said “Excuse me” and I turned to face him. “I’m sorry but you are they most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. I was wondering if I could ask you on a date some time.”
It was like someone slapped me. I was dumbstruck. I almost told him I had a boyfriend but then realized that I didn’t. “Oh I don’t go out with strangers.” I responded shaking my head and kept my pace.

“Really? Well we could go out to dinner ... or coffee and then we could get to know each other” Or something to that extent I don’t quite remember. He wasn’t being creepy, he was keeping a respectful distance so I wasn’t scared. I couldn’t help but admit to him I was stunned because it was the first time anyone on the street had done this before.

“Are you kidding me?” the gentleman said. “So how about it?” I nicely said no, citing the fact that he appeared to be a little older than me and that I really couldn’t. He said alright and I went and to pick up my take-out. Waiting for it, a homeless man singing on the streets stared at me until I acknowledged him. The compliment kept me smiling my whole walk back home. I passed a disabled vagrant in an ally behind the church and a can of beans with a fork protruding from it.

And now I can’t get the idea out of my head that the looney bin had just let out a bunch of wackos and my gentleman had been one of many. Huh… It seemed so sweet when it happened…

Anyways! Kiss from the Universe, a crazy man thinks I’m pretty and told me and that means he’s not completely nuts!

Hope you get some love soon.

xoxo

TroubleHelix

A letter from Seattle to Romo

Dear Tony Romo,

I would like to thank you for Friday night. You were gentle and sweet with the caring touch of an experienced mentor. Our one night of passion was enough for a life time. I have to admit, i'd be surprised if our hot sweaty sex wasn't heard by all of my neighbors. Using your handle bar-esk ears as grips, I felt an ecstasy I’ve never felt before flood my twitching body. I felt more joy than ever before with a man. I swore I will never let our raw night of passion be known to anyone else (like your tabloid women, i guess i was the distraction....). It was to forever be ours to keep in our memories…

But in truth, my love, I never though you’d take me seriously on our little arrangement. You had already made me so happy, how selfless of you to want to fully declare your love in front of the nation. Our teams were going head to head. Our dreams were contrary. I know they’ll never know that what happened Saturday night was for your secret Seattle lover but… I must stop writing for a moment to gather myself…

Terry Glenn almost did it for you didn’t he? I knew he wanted me at the bar but how could he belive that could win my heart? I knew what we had was something much more special, yet unallowable. Me a Redskins/Seahawks fan and you the QB for the Cowboys: our love was forbidden fruit that’s sweetness will forever flavor my dreams. You waited for the perfect moment to give your playoff spot away; the last seconds. You must have known I was joking though, my love, my dear, my heart… I know how much that game meant to you, to everyone in Texas. For you to do this for me, for you to make my dreams come true at the expense of your own? I would praise you a 1000 years and still it would never fully repay you...

Though I’m not sure I’ll ever see you again, Seattle and I will love you forever. Your name will echo in my heart for eternity.

Speechless in Seattle

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shh shh shhh... don't cry my love, don't cry...