Mutty Freckles!!

My freckles are coming out. I don’t know why I never noticed them before last summer but, here they are! Proof positive of my Mutty-ness! It's a mix I like to call the 'Spew': Half Spic/Half Jew. But it's a misnomer. It's really just a Caucasian/Mexican combo. The only other bit of information I know about Mutty-freckles is that after the Vitenam-United States War, there was a program for half Vietnamese and half American children. If they could prove their parentage, they could go to the U.S.A. through a government program. The half-orphans would sometimes try to accentuate their mutty-ness by coloring in their freckles.

Sans Make-up for the First Time!

I’ll enjoy them while they come in this summer, no coloring necessary.

Anything’s possible with my new itsy-bitsy-tiny-winy yellow polka-dot bikini...

Oh yeah! You see those freckles?!...

yeah neither do i