Love From the Universe

Life seems to be in constant flux with highs and lows. Floods and droughts of people, things or events congregate together in time. Like the proverb ‘things come in threes’ it seems like when things are at their worse, they get a little more worse before situations steady out.

Well, right now ladies and gentlemen, I might be jinxing something but I’m too happy to conceal that the universe is sending me love. Halleluiah!

Eww, religion just came out.

Tastes funny.

But YES! I mean really ye-e-e-e-s . I’m getting some pretty good signs. The love on car thing and then today with another random little universe kiss. I was walking to pick up dinner at Thai Toms and had just passed a guy sprawled in an alley (*she says with a smile*). I go to cross the street and I see a man walking my way on that side. Admittedly clutching my purse a little tighter, I continue to open the set of party pictures. And I see this one:

Sera and Emily Heaven and Hell Party 2007

So I was smiling when the man said “Excuse me” and I turned to face him. “I’m sorry but you are they most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. I was wondering if I could ask you on a date some time.”
It was like someone slapped me. I was dumbstruck. I almost told him I had a boyfriend but then realized that I didn’t. “Oh I don’t go out with strangers.” I responded shaking my head and kept my pace.

“Really? Well we could go out to dinner ... or coffee and then we could get to know each other” Or something to that extent I don’t quite remember. He wasn’t being creepy, he was keeping a respectful distance so I wasn’t scared. I couldn’t help but admit to him I was stunned because it was the first time anyone on the street had done this before.

“Are you kidding me?” the gentleman said. “So how about it?” I nicely said no, citing the fact that he appeared to be a little older than me and that I really couldn’t. He said alright and I went and to pick up my take-out. Waiting for it, a homeless man singing on the streets stared at me until I acknowledged him. The compliment kept me smiling my whole walk back home. I passed a disabled vagrant in an ally behind the church and a can of beans with a fork protruding from it.

And now I can’t get the idea out of my head that the looney bin had just let out a bunch of wackos and my gentleman had been one of many. Huh… It seemed so sweet when it happened…

Anyways! Kiss from the Universe, a crazy man thinks I’m pretty and told me and that means he’s not completely nuts!

Hope you get some love soon.

xoxo

TroubleHelix

Silly Girlly Stuff... my appologies

Well i kind of messed up. had a good time though. isn't that what matters. I might have rushed things . I might have made it so i won't get exactly what i wanted with you. which is everything :). I mean that's how i described it to my mom this morning... but at least something happened. hill climbing method. we'll see what happens.. right.. we'll see what happens. but really. . .

If I wrote you a symphony,

Just to say how much you mean to me...

If I told you you were beautiful
Would you date me on the regular
Yeah, because
I can see us holding hands
Walking on the beach, our toes in the sand
I can see us on the countryside
Sitting on the grass, laying side by side
You could be my baby,
let me be your lady
Boy, you amaze me
Ain't gotta do nothing crazy
See, all I want you to do is be
my love

phew! but until then. agreed. let's have fun.

TroubleHelix: Raw and Sexy, Just Like You Like Her

So i would call myself a saucy girl for a number of reasons. The first being that no one else calls me by such a discriptive yet neglected adjective and the second reason being that i would consider myself a modern women with a healthy interest it sex. Sex sex sex sex sex. Oops, i've forgotten my point.
Ah yes sex, no,... saucy! Being a saucy girl, um, woman, I enjoy sex immensely. It's good all around including the fact that it counts as excersize. I would like to point out that this only counts for the person on top. I personally like to take turns. To make social interactions involving attraction and mutual petting more fun (if it's possible) i have a mild interest in type of game, if you will. This game is one that i did with some college friends of mine

(Ok I just realized you were going to picture this
so just take your time and then move on so we can get to something more calculating)

We used to play a game called the ABC's. The goal of the game is to collect letters, the winner being the person who was able to collect the entire alphabet. To 'collect' a letter, the player must kiss a person who's name begins with any given letter. I've never been a woman to kiss and tell but today i will kiss and tell...
I mean...
Here are the letters i have so far. Now granted, it takes some explaining. I'm getting ahead of myself. There are some other rules. The girls and i know some letters are harder than others. So some letters you are allowed to get from last names. These letters are as follows: Q, X, Y, and Z.
Now with that said here is a list of what i have so far.
A, B, C, D, E, G, H, J, K, M, R, S, T, Y and Z 15/26
What i don't have yet is a matter of great disappointment:
F, I, L, N, O, P, Q, U, V, W, and X
I couldn't get a Frank, a nick, a pter or a lee. For SHAME TroubleHelix. I need to get right on that. This will involve going through bars, asking for names and then planting kisses on whomever i need... i'm gonna need some liquor.

But there are some victories. Yes, that's right folks, i got a Z. Very proud about that one. I know i can get a Q if i can hook up with a friend's little brother. I WILL GET HIM, CAROLINA QUINTERO!

How many Letters do you have?
And now for your amusment