Sarah Silverman is MINE!

On a different note, let’s talk about something that’s made me very happy as of late. Going along with the networks mass movement of ‘move all our good shows to Thursday night’ Comedy Central has crapped out a new Jew, I mean, Jem. Jem with a ‘j’ because it involves a punky young lady that everyone wants to bone. . . like the cartoon … named JEM! Come on people! … Go shoot yourselves.

Sarah Silverman has graced my life in many ways. I watched her movie ‘Jesus is Magic’ one too many times, and then had a house guest and watched it one too many times again. Her latest exploits are on air in the ‘Sarah Silverman Program’ Thrusday 10:30 on comedy central. Awww… “Program” not “show” like all those pompous asshole sell outs.

Her exploits are refreshing, and deliciously un-PC. She’s the steak tartar of TV cuz she’s as raw as they’re allowed to get. But although I can go on and on about how nice it would be to fuck her brilliant mind, I’ll let you see for yourself.

Don’t worry about thanking me for the free publicity, Sarah.
But tonight in my dreams, you bring the hot oil.

And for in an invigorating change of pace, the network is keeping this winner on the air. Comedy Central has just ordered 14 new shows to air this fall. The jew gods are smiling and so am i.

That is all... for now.

TroubleHelix: Raw and Sexy, Just Like You Like Her

So i would call myself a saucy girl for a number of reasons. The first being that no one else calls me by such a discriptive yet neglected adjective and the second reason being that i would consider myself a modern women with a healthy interest it sex. Sex sex sex sex sex. Oops, i've forgotten my point.
Ah yes sex, no,... saucy! Being a saucy girl, um, woman, I enjoy sex immensely. It's good all around including the fact that it counts as excersize. I would like to point out that this only counts for the person on top. I personally like to take turns. To make social interactions involving attraction and mutual petting more fun (if it's possible) i have a mild interest in type of game, if you will. This game is one that i did with some college friends of mine

(Ok I just realized you were going to picture this
so just take your time and then move on so we can get to something more calculating)

We used to play a game called the ABC's. The goal of the game is to collect letters, the winner being the person who was able to collect the entire alphabet. To 'collect' a letter, the player must kiss a person who's name begins with any given letter. I've never been a woman to kiss and tell but today i will kiss and tell...
I mean...
Here are the letters i have so far. Now granted, it takes some explaining. I'm getting ahead of myself. There are some other rules. The girls and i know some letters are harder than others. So some letters you are allowed to get from last names. These letters are as follows: Q, X, Y, and Z.
Now with that said here is a list of what i have so far.
A, B, C, D, E, G, H, J, K, M, R, S, T, Y and Z 15/26
What i don't have yet is a matter of great disappointment:
F, I, L, N, O, P, Q, U, V, W, and X
I couldn't get a Frank, a nick, a pter or a lee. For SHAME TroubleHelix. I need to get right on that. This will involve going through bars, asking for names and then planting kisses on whomever i need... i'm gonna need some liquor.

But there are some victories. Yes, that's right folks, i got a Z. Very proud about that one. I know i can get a Q if i can hook up with a friend's little brother. I WILL GET HIM, CAROLINA QUINTERO!

How many Letters do you have?
And now for your amusment