*******'s "Oh God Don't Hate Me" Christmas Edition

Welcome kids to the dysfunctional of my spiritual existence. My grand parents (one word? yeah one word... eh hem), grandparents are admititly agnostic.
Defined (FOR YOU FUCKERS WHO TRY TO ARGUE WITH ME, YOU ENGLISH NAZIS) by the Webster's dictionary as :
1. a person who holds that the existence of the ultimate cause, as God, and the essential nature of things are unknown and unknowable, or that human knowledge is limited to experience.
2. a person who denies or doubts the possibility of ultimate knowledge in some area of study.
I except both definitions as characterizing my spiritual attitudes.
So pardon me but there are just a few things in this world that i cringe at when i hear them discussed 1) children (having them or being around them 2) anything having to do with things touching eyes 3) Professional baseball 3) Jesus/God and 4) republican talking points. God, i just don't believe people are still falling for all that. Get a fucking thought of your own, look back and see what you're putting your life into.
And that's all, that's as personal as i'm going to get for right now.
Oh, by the way:
Now.."Why do you waste my time?"
Is the answer to the question on your mind
And I'm sick of all my judges
so scared of what they'll find
But I know that I can make it
As long as somebody takes me home,
every now and then...

Oh, have you ever seen the lights?